To be clear, I'm not talking about baboon poop.

I'm talking about Baboon Pooh Bear. For the past couple of years, I've been collecting little cell phone charms with Winnie the Pooh dressed up in different outfits. There are some where he's dressed up as a flamingo, or a flower, or a watering can. You can usually get them from toy vending machines for a dollar.

It always sucks when you spend a few bucks trying to get a certain Winnie the Pooh charm from the machine and you end up getting doubles of the ones you already have.
This morning on my way to a meeting, I found Baboon Winnie the Pooh on the staircase! I looked around to see if anyone had dropped it, but no one claimed him, so now he's mine!